40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?
Persia: I never played on the LPGA tour. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of amateur golf. I’ve won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I never went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the U.S. Amateur qualifier. I feel I’m good enough to be a pro. I’m a five-handicap.
40Something: Have you ever thought about teaching golf?
Persia: Yeah. I give topless golf tips! And I’m making a nude golf video. I’m combining my two passions, golf and sex. I think it’ll make a gazillion dollars, and it’s something nobody else can really do, because here’s the problem: If someone on the tour, like Cristie Kerr, really wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It’s such a conservative game, and it would just destroy someone. It’s really unfair. For example, I’m going to fuck Seth on the set today. He’s a Marine, and he really wants to volunteer and go fly, and now that he’s done porn, they won’t allow him to be a Marine. It’s just so hypocritical!
This is the scene Persia was looking forward to. Yeah, it’s probably not right that Seth can’t fulfill his career ambitions. But at least he’s getting his cock sucked by a great woman!
